Hoe je een vrouw gelukkig kunt krijgen (valt niet mee..)
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
... >05. Don't bother him about his movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: >
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes.......
Dat valt reuze mee………..
Doe ik de hele dag.
Wat een onzin… zo veeleisend is een man helemaal niet.
Je kunt ‘t euvel eenvoudig verhelpen door gewoon ‘n hoer en ‘n traiteur in dienst te nemen. Waarom doen al die mannen dat dan niet? Omdat ze stilletjes toch ook wel flink wat punten uit ‘t “vrouwenlijstje” op prijs stellen, misschien?
Waarom mag m’n vrouw mijn telefoon messages niet lezen?