Hilariteit op Twitter: de goede voornemens van millennials

Work to stop Boomers from polluting and otherwise ruining the planet. #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Larry Bovino (@larrybo80) 16 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions To be a productive member of societ-PFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

— Merry Snekmas (@Waifupocalypse) 15 december 2017

I will stick with my job for at least 2 months. #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Nathalie with an h (@nnnatchos) 15 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions
Limit my "I'm a vegan" announcements to three times a day.

— Kerry Waysman (@KerryWaysman) 15 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions
Get my own Netflix account

— Better N8 Than Lever (@NateC2112) 15 december 2017

Make everything more about me. I mean less. More or less.#MillennialNewYearResolutions

— ℓєσ9мσиєу Santa's Little Helper (@JMoney731) 15 december 2017

Get my parents better jobs to support me. #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) 15 december 2017

I will continue to save my parents from suffering the pain of empty nest syndrome. You're welcome Mom &/or Dad. #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Pat Mac McKenzie (@pat_4291_mac) 16 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions Wash goatee with goat’s milk only

— Carl Hult (@Carlswall) 15 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions to stay woke without adderall

— Reso Noel Noel Jingle Bell Lotions (@TrivagoD) 15 december 2017

Only go to work on odd numbered days because they can’t even #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) 15 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions
Launching my startup biz for high-end, transgender, clip-on man buns.
Also kicking my wheat grass habit.

— XERØ (@XeroToulouse) 15 december 2017

Be true to my selfie #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Perry Driver (@_PerryDriver) 15 december 2017

To find something even more politically correct and annoying than being Vegan. Like Orthodox Veganism.#MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Daran Grissom (@daranthered) 15 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions Going half caf on my latte to cut back on my caffeine.

— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) 15 december 2017

Looking up from my phone 30 seconds every day. #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Alan Rhodes (@Protogenes1) 15 december 2017

Take the job of the fella twice my age at half the wage #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Just-in Time for Christmas (@SpillzMilkNCrys) 15 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions gonna move out of mom's basement.... again.

— Sir Castic ⛄ (@SnapDad42) 15 december 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions
Get married so I can finally move out of my parent's basement...
and into her parent's basement.

— Kirk Ostby (@facebookie) 15 december 2017