Forensisch liplezeres: "Ze willen een kus"(…) "Was ik maar weg"

Tina Lannin werkte 7 jaar als liplezers voor de politie en ontdekte gisteren het volgende:
10:20 a.m. – Prins William: "Looking forward to it." Tegen Harry, "shall we go in then?
Prins Harry: "Sure, everyone has arrived."
William (tegen Bisschop): "Make sure everything’s alright. It’s beautiful the way it is."

10:25 a.m. – William tegen dame in de kerk: "You look very pretty, very pretty."

10:55 a.m. – Michael Middleton tegen Kate Middleton bij het verlaten van het hotel: "You okay?"

11:00 a.m. – Pippa Middleton tegen zus Kate: "You look amazing."
Michael Middleton tegen Kate Middleton bij het binnengaan van Westminster Abbey: "You okay?"
Kate Middleton tegen haar vader: "Yeah."

11:05 a.m. – Kate tegen Bisschop voor ze het middenpad oplopen: "Yes I suppose so … I expect I’ll be worn out today. Thank you."
Harry tegen William: "Right, here she is now."
William tegen Middleton: "You look lovely …(unclear)… You look beautiful."
William grappend tegen Michael Middleton: "We’re supposed to have just a small family affair."

12:00 a.m. – Elizabeth II tegen Prins Philip: "It was excellent."
Prins Philip: "Yes?"

12:15 a.m. – William tegen Kate Middleton: "Alright?"
Kate Middleton: "Yes."
William: "Wish I was out."
Kate Middleton: "I’m beginning to find (unclear)."
William: "Yeah, alright." Geeft bruidsboeket: "here you are."
Kate Middleton: "Thank you."
Kate Middleton: "Now, are you happy?"
William: "Yes … (vaag) … wave to everybody."

Buiten de Kerk, Koningin: "I wanted them to take the smaller carriage."
Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall: "It all went very well."

Koningin: "Very well."

In koets – William: "I don’t think you should bow quite yet. I think you should just bow your head, okay?"
Kate Middleton: "Okay."
William: "I hope I remember … It’s mad, it’s mad! Oh my goodness it … really loudly here (unclear) these people are clapping."
Kate Middleton: "Did they?"
William: "I think so. I went out here the first (unclear)."

In andere koets – Prins Charles: "Yeah it looked nice."
Camilla: "Yes, but you have tegen know how to do it."

In koets – Kate Middleton tegen William: "You look happy."

1:30 p.m – On Buckingham Palace balcony, Kate Middleton: "Oh wow."
William: "Alright? You’ll be okay?"
Kate Middleton: "Oh I’m fine, thank you."
William: "Yeah! Yeah! There’s a lot of people down here."  "I know but look up there as well." Tegen his bride: "Okay? Look at me, let’s kiss, okay."
William, schreeuwend op het balkon: "Harry! Your go!"
Kate Middleton: "What’s next?"
William: "They want more time I think."
William schreeuwend op het balkon tegen Camilla: "You could have brought up (unclear) as well."
Camilla: "Oh, very heavy."
William: "Just do a bit of everything. Do you like the balloons (unclear) they go up in the air."
Kate Middleton: "Look at these people."
William: "I want to see the plane, I think I’m (unclear)."
William tegen Harry: "Okay."
William tegen bruidsjonkers: "…to stop them coming in here, to stop them coming in this side, I mean it’s hard."
William tegen Kate Middleton: "One more." The couple kiss for a second time. "That’s it, come on!"

Bron(nen):   Daily Mirror