Nog meer Wikileaks: 'De Paus is waarschijnlijk katholiek'

Eigenlijk zijn de eerste ‘explosieve’ diplomatieke telegrammen op WikiLeaks niet meer dan een verzameling roddels en geruchten. Iedereen heeft dat wat ze openbaren eerder in de kranten kunnen lezen. Dat vindt ook Richard Littlejohn, columnist van de Daily Mail. Littlejohn maakte een selectie van SECRET/NOFOR (not for foreign eyes) telegrammen. SECRET/NOFOR From: Antonio Soprano, U.S. mission in Vatican City. To: Chief of Staff, White House. Dated: 11/30/10. Codename: Pontiff. Reports of ill-health can be discounted, after subject seen recently performing Mass in public. Former member of Hitler Youth, the subject has never married and is believed to be celibate. Despite softening his stance on condoms, it is still safe to presume that the Pope is a Catholic.

SECRET/NOFORN From: Charles J. Moron, special envoy to Court of St James. To: Deputy Director (Protocol), White House. Dated: 11/15/10. Subject: Prince William. Son of the late Princess Diana and King Charles, subject is tipped as future head of state. Entered military service after university, but his career has been hampered by shortage of helicopters. Despite an eight-year relationship with a woman called Katie Waite, he appears to have no intention of getting married. Probably gay.

SECRET/NOFORN From: Deputy Director (Protocol), White House. To: Charles J. Moron. Dated 11/18/10. You’re fired!

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Bron(nen): Daily Mail